I’m obsessed with
helping your brand reach
its full potential
Forget “professional.” What matters is you. With 1.5 billion websites out there, your story is the only thing that makes yours stand out. And if your copy doesn’t sound like the voice in your head, it’s not working hard enough.
Lucky for you — that’s my sweet spot.
Copycat
Time for a brand glow-up? I’ll bring the personality, precision, and a cheeky dash of flair to your words — from websites and blogs to emails, brochures, and beyond.
My thing? Copy that’s sharp, engaging, and impossible to skim past. No rogue apostrophes, no half-baked sentences — just polished words that actually sound like you.
Copywriting and proof-editing services start at the low, low price of $250. Shut up.
I know.
Name it
Stuck on a name that pops?
Your name’s your first impression — so why waste it on something forgettable? I craft names that stick, spark curiosity, and actually sound like you. Whether you’re starting fresh or rebranding, I’ll find the name that gets people talking (for all the right reasons).
Basic naming and branding packages start at $750. And, oh boy, is it worth it.
Across It
Want a gift that’s smarter than flowers and lasts longer than cake? How about a personalised NYT-style crossword, custom-built for your big moment.
Proposals, weddings, birthdays, corporate shindigs — whatever the occasion, I’ll turn it into a puzzle that’s as one-of-a-kind as the guest of honour.
Created just for you by a proud, card-carrying NYT crossword rejectee.
Prices from $150 if you can even believe it.
