Aussie Curls: Product Descriptions

Curl Cream

Curl Defining cream with Kangaroo Apple Extract

Curl cream description:

“I love it when my curls are frizzy and undefined...”  Said no curly-haired person EVER!

So, change your life with a touch of Aussie Curls Curl Cream and be prepared to become closely acquainted with your reflection when you can’t get enough of gazing at your new softly defined curls

How to apply:

Step 1:  Ignore any instructions you have ever read before!  

Step 2:  Do not towel dry your hair first. Leave it soaking wet so as to absorb the product better

Step 3:  Do not use a pea-sized amount.  Never, in the history of ever, has a pea-sized amount been enough for anyone with a decent mane of curls.  Use as much as you damn well need!

Step 4:  Work the curl cream gently through your locks and leave to dry naturally

Step 5:  Give your hair a sassy flip and tell your friends you woke up like that

For more info and demo videos find us at www.aussiecurls.com.au

 

Shampoo

Cleansing Shampoo with Quandong Extract

Cleansing Shampoo description:

Hate wash day because you *know* that your hair won’t look good again until Day 2 or 3 at least?  Then throw that shitty shampoo in the bin, pick up this bottle and prepare for your life to be changed.  Walk out that door with your curls on point ON WASH DAY, every damn time.

How to apply:

Step 1:  Make sure your hair is completely saturated with water first, the wetter, the better when it comes to curls

Step 2:  Begin with a small amount of Cleansing Shampoo in your hands and rub together to build up a light lather

Step 3:  Massage into your scalp using your fingertips while belting out the Aerosmith power ballad of your choice (they didn’t call them Hair Bands for nothing)

Step 4:  Rinse thoroughly and repeat if necessary.  Follow up with Aussie Curls Hydrating Conditioner

Step 5:  Stop Reading the Shampoo Bottle, it’s not Shakespeare

For more info and demo videos find us at www.aussiecurls.com.au

 

Conditioner

Hydrating Conditioner with Kakadu Plum Extract

Hydrating Conditioner Description:

Hair drier than the proverbial dead dingo?  Watered-down conditioner won’t cut it!  Curls, my darling, need hydration like the desert needs the rain.  Aussie Curls Hydrating Conditioner coats every strand and damn… those curls be loving it.

How to apply:

Step 1:  Don’t be shy!  Get conditioner all over those divine curls of yours and leave in while you soap, scrub and loofah

Step 2:  Rinse carefully

Step 3:  For a touch of extra moisturise-y goodness, lightly coat your hands and run through your hair just before getting out of the shower and just leave it in there.  Your curls will love you for it

Step 4:  Say a quick prayer or do a quick dance to appease the hair gods (it can’t hurt)!

Step 5:  Never touch a hair straightener again – your curls are gonna be ON POINT

For more info and demo videos find us at www.aussiecurls.com.au

Menthol Shampoo

Caution: Contents of this bottle can lead to FCAS (Fabulous Curl Addiction Syndrome)

MMMMMenthol!  Get ready for yummy, tingly, mint scalp invigorating goodness.

Menthol Shampoo description:

Get ready to tame that mane.  Your curls are going to sing (“Gimme gimme more, gimme more”), your scalp will be the healthiest it’s ever been, and your reward?  Those long, luscious locks you’ve always dreamed of.

But this bottle comes with a warning… MEN LOVE IT so if you don’t want to share keep it hidden!

How to apply:

Step 1: Get naked, get into that shower and get your hair soaking wet.  Close your eyes and let all that stress wash away (or you know, do your best, we make shampoo, not magic)

Step 2: Once your hair is dripping, pump out a small amount of Menthol Shampoo and work it into your scalp, massage it in and float away on a sea of sweet minty freshness…

Step 3: At some point (be it a minute or two, be it an hour of blissful minty dreams) – snap back to reality and rinse it baby, rinse it good

Step 4: Oh sorry, are you still reading?  OK, well done – you got further than most, but it’s time to step away from the shampoo, you’re not going to find the meaning of life here

For more info and demo videos find us at www.aussiecurls.com.au

Aussie Curls, 2018

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